Limericks: III


There once was a maid from Madras
Who had a magnificent ass.
Not rounded and pink
As you probably think,
It was gray, had long ears, and ate grass.

One response to “Limericks: III

  1. NurseontheRun

    From the crypt underneath old St. Giles
    Came a scream that resounded for miles.
    Said the vicar, “Good gracious!
    Has father Ignatius
    Forgotten, the bishop has piles?”

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    Not original…but so funny, I keep recycling it.

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