Reading recent news, I have coined some new metaphors, etc. Check ’em out:
*As slow as rally-struck traffic.
*As disposable as a ticketless traveler in an Indian train.
*As explosive as a Nokia phone.
*As disappointing as a Sholay remake.
*As sickening as American ground beef.
*Holier than a weighed-down fattie.
*As provocative as a doctor on strike.
*As lucrative as a Korean kidnap.
Update: I am reliably informed by Krish Ashok that these are not metaphors, but similies. Goof up noted and acknowledged. It is because I had that ‘what is it called’ thing that I put in the ‘Etc.’ in the title. Clever me!