As a rule, I, like Mahendra, do not use email material for blogging.
However, there are a few deliriously funny jokes I had to share with you.
None of this is mine.
Here are a couple of Sardarji jokes that need to be told/retold. For whatever reasons, Sardars, the turbaned Sikhs of Punjab, are parodied as numskulls.
Postman: – “I have traveled five miles to deliver this packet to you.”
Sardar: – “why did you come so far? Instead you could have sent it by post….”
A Sardar and his wife filed an application for divorce three years after marriage.
Judge: “How’ll you divide your kids, you have three children?”
Sardar: “Oh, I see! We’ll apply NEXT YEAR, then!”
Man: “Sardarji where were you born?”
Man: “Which part?”
Sardar: “Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body is born in Punjab, Yaar”.
Lawyer to Sardar: “Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke…… ”
Sardar :”Yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court mein Bulaya. Ab fir gita pe haath!!”
Lawyer: “touch the Gita (Holy Book) and swear..
Sardar: “I got dragged to court for touching Sita, now you ask me to touch Gita as well!?”
A sardar was drawing money from ATM,
The sardar behind him in the line said, “Ha! Ha! Haaa! I’ve seen your password. Its 4 asterisks (****). ”
The first sardar replies, “Ha! Ha! Haaa! You are wrong, it’s 1258!”
And if it ain’t enough to lift your spirits, watch this video of the Indian Thriller.
No sardar can be blamed for this one!