Did you check out the latest ad for the latest in feminine bling?
I liked everything, except for the choice of model: Bhappi Lahiri.
A comic on TV said about him “Yeh music director kum, aur Jaipur ki Maharani zyaadaa lagta hai!”
The Telegraph reports that an easy problem to tackle chronic wounds of the body is to use a sweetener that is sticky, cheap and available in the wild: the Indian politician.
Originally they asked for honey, but it seems this is an acceptable replacement.
Hospitals in India are doing HIV tests without patients’ consent.
I think this must be because they have already given consent to getting screwed, so what’s the big deal about an HIV test?
Chennai police are stalking couples in beaches, accompanied by the media.
A new interpretation of the word ‘sand-job’!
Nepalis are flocking into India to vote for Prashant Tamang in the Indian Idol finale.
This is probably a planned act of terror on the part of the Maoists.
Uma Bharati has filed a case against Karunanidhi, Sonia Gandhi and Manmohan Singh for hurting her sentiments by the anti-Ram comments made by the former.
Yeah, why not get it over with by burning down a few Muslim shanties? Or leading a Rat Yatra into the Palk Strait?
Film maker Madhur Bhandarkar prayed at a Ganesha temple in Mumbai.
Great, now the media will tell us when a star has a bowel movement, too?
Farah Khan’s husband, Shirish Kunder, snubbed by Shah Rukh Khan.
Lucky him! If it was Salman who was doing the snubbing, his fist would have been in Kunder’s mouth. In the sense that it would have emerged from his mouth.