I am going to Jaipur to spend a week with Julia Roberts. She can’t bear to be without me, since our last time together, she says.
Actually, only you know about this. The rest of the world thinks I am going to Jaipur to attend a conference. Will be back on Monday morning.
Think about it: me and her!
In the meanwhile, you have a good time, too. Do molest a few women, destroy some public property, silence a few voices, and make India proud.
You will get your Weakly Humerus News on Saturday or Sunday, as usual.