A week is a long time in politics. In a sliding stock market. In a post-operative hospital stay. And so many more things in life. It is, however, too short a time period for a honeymoon, or a holiday.
Grapevine has it that one Mallika Sherawat has planned a secret honeymoon to Sri Lanka with an Indian doctor-blogger with a name that sounded very like Rambodoc.
The couple is likely to be knee deep in carnally sinful activities, according to a spiked article in India Today’s entertainment section (that this blog is privy to).
Industry wags predict that if the couple manage to disentangle their lustful limbs, they will probably go around looking for photo opportunities of elephants scratching their pinnas with their long snouts (whatever those un-trunkated things are called), tea-pickers sneezing as tea dust allergy catches up, and Sri Lankan policemen running away from marauding and maddening Tigers. Bungee jumping, sky diving, parasailing, and other unspellable activities are supposed to have been secretly planned, if sources at the Taj Exotica are to be believed.
Such is life for the rich and the famous. But, humble and poor blogdoc that you have here, I will count myself lucky if I can catch a glimpse of the cosy twosome while I am in the island for an operation I have to do on a man called Prabhakaran. The man, don’t tell no one (professional secrecy and that kinda crap), has an extra testicle that is malignant.
To assist recovery from my deeply penetrating procedures, expect me to take care of
her him for a week.
I will, therefore, miss you, dear readers…..NOT! Shall we drink to that? Do you want to get drunk on ma licker? Or do you want to share a Vat 69?
(pic source: http://www.radiosargam.com)